I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH.
And I also love his voice. Excuse me while I'm busy pointing my finger and laughing at the people who kept saying he was talentless/couldn't sing/etc.

I'm like, 97% sure that I have been sucked into the Beast fandom, whether I wanted to be or not, because they're just like....dhlkjfashfka awesome. Yeah. I don't know.

I was going to post pictures, but photobucket is being a douche and I'm tired and simply can't be bothered, so here's a link instead, because JFC this is like porn or something.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY SO HOT

GENG BABY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE WEARING, BUT NO MAN HAS ANY RIGHT TO LOOK THAT GOOD IN FUCKING PANTY HOSE. TAKE MORE CLOTHES OFF NOW, PLZKTHX.

DONGHAE. OMG DONGHAE. LET ME TAKE YOU NOW. WTF, WHY ARE YOU SO HOT.

I am amazing amazed by how elegant Zhou Mi manages to look sprawled all wanton on the floor with a nasty-ass dead fox on him.

Kyu. You are gorgeous. GORGEOUS.

Henli, in my mind you are still not old enough to be posing for shoots like this looking like you're half drunk and in need of a good sexing. It's kind of scarring for me, but in a hot way, so please, do continue.

Just omg. Wtfery and sexy and idek this photoshoot leaves me feeling all kinds of confused, but I fucking love it and want more.



On another note, you guys should be sure to go add yourselves to this thing , because I think what's going on right now is bullshit, and people should lay the hell off of him for something that was obviously in self-defense. WTF, people, did we learn nothing from the Jay thing? Korea, you are really pissing me off lately.


Lastly, QMi makes me smile like a stupid.. smiling... thing...that can't stop smiling...


...like a Zhou Mi.

QMi makes me smile like a Zhou Mi. Yeah.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE kristin_kandid WHEN...


I'll be waiting on Suju-M's mv for the majority of the night tonight. If anyone wants to entertain me, come chat at me on plurk

Dear Korean netizens,

Thank you for tearing apart one of the few joys in my life over something completely idiotic that was written on myspace over five years ago. (More proof that myspace is, in fact, equal). Apparently a teenage boy being homesick and out of his element in a foreign country is just an unoforgivable act worthy of beginning a petition requesting his suicide. GTFO.
I thought Park Jaebum was a bit of an arrogant, slightly annoying little twerp, but really? he did not deserve this. And it breaks my heart to know that these boys, his 6 other members, and the rest of One Day, are going to lose this man, their teammate and leader, over some over-patriotic imbeciles getting butthurt. It breaks my heart that Jay, who worked so hard and trained for so many years (Seen Hot Blood? No? go watch it.) Is going to lose everything he's dedicated his life towards, that he had finally achieved his dreams and was on his way up in the world, just to get it all ripped away from him over something this absolutely ridiculous. It breaks my heart that he's probably being torn apart by guilt, because he's their leader and he's supposed to be the one holding them together, yet he's the first one to go.

But really, what's worse than anything? Is now the netizens are regretting things. Now they're deciding "Wait, maybe this wasn't neccessary" Now they're starting to backtrack and realize that maybe they were a "little" extreme. Now, after he's already stepped down because they kept pushing and pushing and pushing. Fuck off, you people. Seriously.

Park Jaebum, I hope this isn't really the end, but if it is I wish you well in life and hope you can find a new set of dreams to follow.
To the other boys of 2pm: Be strong and stick together. You guys can make it through this.

Sincerely,
Kristin

These are pretty much the most amazing things in life. Ever. Oh my god I love these boys so much.

SJ UFO replies

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body.


ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too.
Eunhyuk: Reply.
Ryeowook: Reply reply.
Sungmin: Reply reply reply.
Yesung: Reply reply reply reply.


ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply.
Kangin: Reply!
Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time?

ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes]
Hankyung: Meh~~~
Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught!
Yesung: Have you eaten?
Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry.

ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top!
Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M!
Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H!
Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY!
Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep!
Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed.

ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!!
Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours……
Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as 'fragrant spicy little lobster']
Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung……
Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased!
Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married!
Yesung: I do!
Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well.
Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references]
Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding.
Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice!
Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term]
Donghae: Referring to you, the one below.
Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below.
Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below.
Kibum: ……
Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide]
Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me……
Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool……
Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it?

ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games]
Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games]
Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan.
Heechul: Donghae! Good job!

ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing.
Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money.
Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here.
Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy.

ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever.
Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy.
Shindong: Nods.
Yesung: Digs nose……

ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?
Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation.
Leeteuk: ……
Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.]
Hankyung: ……


http://sapphirepearls.com/2009/08/30/ufo-replies/




Seriously, Super Junior, Never leave me <3


edit: I'm trying to find confirmation on if these are real or not, the champagne thing especially has me wondering, but either way it's still a good laugh.

Alright. It's official. I am back for real now. I've got everything straightened out and my internet should be running as smooth as Heechul's milky white skin (or some other equally lame comparison)

I'm sorry to all my newer friends who added me just for me to vanish into nothingness. Also, apologies to those people who are a part of my comms, because oh man did I fail with that one. I'll be doing my best to get those back on track and doing some back-dating but it may be impossible for me to make up for all the posts I've missed.

And to my older friends.... You guys will love me anyways, so whatever ^_^

Things to look forwards to in the near future:
-A Hankyung pimp post for dreamrainydays
-A complete re-vamping of my lj, because I never quite got around to it.
-Lots of ridiculous spam, because I'll be catching up on the fandom things I missed.
-Many random notes on GD's brilliance, because he is a mad genius.
-Updates on just where the hell I've been and what's up in my life. Maybe a new introductory post or something? We'll see I suppose.
-Pictures of my new haircut. Probably rocking a headband.
-ME LOVING ALL YOU GUYS BECAUSE I MISSED YOU LIKE WHOA.


-Kristin Kandid

Sorry, f-list, for suddenly going mia (again). I plan on buying a router sometime this week, and then i'll have to catch up on random news for like... Months. Ugh.

I've missed my biases something fierce.. (heechul! Yoochun! Teukie! Hankyung.....wait, when'd he get promoted?)

I've missed all of you wonderful people as well!

Bye for now, and feel free to spam this post with awesomeness.

I found this through revezauxetoiles
This is an under-reported and important story. Please pass it on.

( My death is irrelevant.Wht is important is that u do not forget my words.We want freedom.i will die 4that. )

01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their LiveJournal.
02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!



1. It's Hanchul.
2. They're making a Heart.
3. It's Hanchul making a heart.
4. ...it's Hanchul
5....making a HEART