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21 December 2012 @ 02:22 am

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Comment if you want to be added, I don't mind one bit. I'm probably only going to lock personal stuff and stuff where I am particularly foul. ^^
 
 
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26 November 2009 @ 07:19 am
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE~!
 
 
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20 November 2009 @ 03:09 am
Portrait of an ENFP - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
(Extraverted Intuition with Introverted Feeling)

The Inspirer


As an ENFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit in with your personal value system.

ENFPs are warm, enthusiastic people, typically very bright and full of potential. They live in the world of possibilities, and can become very passionate and excited about things. Their enthusiasm lends them the ability to inspire and motivate others, more so than we see in other types. They can talk their way in or out of anything. They love life, seeing it as a special gift, and strive to make the most out of it.

ENFPs have an unusually broad range of skills and talents. They are good at most things which interest them. Project-oriented, they may go through several different careers during their lifetime. To onlookers, the ENFP may seem directionless and without purpose, but ENFPs are actually quite consistent, in that they have a strong sense of values which they live with throughout their lives. Everything that they do must be in line with their values. An ENFP needs to feel that they are living their lives as their true Self, walking in step with what they believe is right. They see meaning in everything, and are on a continuous quest to adapt their lives and values to achieve inner peace. They're constantly aware and somewhat fearful of losing touch with themselves. Since emotional excitement is usually an important part of the ENFP's life, and because they are focused on keeping "centered", the ENFP is usually an intense individual, with highly evolved values.

An ENFP needs to focus on following through with their projects. This can be a problem area for some of these individuals. Unlike other Extraverted types, ENFPs need time alone to center themselves, and make sure they are moving in a direction which is in sync with their values. ENFPs who remain centered will usually be quite successful at their endeavors. Others may fall into the habit of dropping a project when they become excited about a new possibility, and thus they never achieve the great accomplishments which they are capable of achieving.

Most ENFPs have great people skills. They are genuinely warm and interested in people, and place great importance on their inter-personal relationships. ENFPs almost always have a strong need to be liked. Sometimes, especially at a younger age, an ENFP will tend to be "gushy" and insincere, and generally "overdo" in an effort to win acceptance. However, once an ENFP has learned to balance their need to be true to themselves with their need for acceptance, they excel at bringing out the best in others, and are typically well-liked. They have an exceptional ability to intuitively understand a person after a very short period of time, and use their intuition and flexibility to relate to others on their own level.

Because ENFPs live in the world of exciting possibilities, the details of everyday life are seen as trivial drudgery. They place no importance on detailed, maintenance-type tasks, and will frequently remain oblivous to these types of concerns. When they do have to perform these tasks, they do not enjoy themselves. This is a challenging area of life for most ENFPs, and can be frustrating for ENFP's family members.

An ENFP who has "gone wrong" may be quite manipulative - and very good it. The gift of gab which they are blessed with makes it naturally easy for them to get what they want. Most ENFPs will not abuse their abilities, because that would not jive with their value systems.

ENFPs sometimes make serious errors in judgment. They have an amazing ability to intuitively perceive the truth about a person or situation, but when they apply judgment to their perception, they may jump to the wrong conclusions.

ENFPs who have not learned to follow through may have a difficult time remaining happy in marital relationships. Always seeing the possibilities of what could be, they may become bored with what actually is. The strong sense of values will keep many ENFPs dedicated to their relationships. However, ENFPs like a little excitement in their lives, and are best matched with individuals who are comfortable with change and new experiences.

Having an ENFP parent can be a fun-filled experience, but may be stressful at times for children with strong Sensing or Judging tendancies. Such children may see the ENFP parent as inconsistent and difficult to understand, as the children are pulled along in the whirlwind life of the ENFP. Sometimes the ENFP will want to be their child's best friend, and at other times they will play the parental authoritarian. But ENFPs are always consistent in their value systems, which they will impress on their children above all else, along with a basic joy of living.

ENFPs are basically happy people. They may become unhappy when they are confined to strict schedules or mundane tasks. Consequently, ENFPs work best in situations where they have a lot of flexibility, and where they can work with people and ideas. Many go into business for themselves. They have the ability to be quite productive with little supervision, as long as they are excited about what they're doing.

Because they are so alert and sensitive, constantly scanning their environments, ENFPs often suffer from muscle tension. They have a strong need to be independent, and resist being controlled or labelled. They need to maintain control over themselves, but they do not believe in controlling others. Their dislike of dependence and suppression extends to others as well as to themselves.

ENFPs are charming, ingenuous, risk-taking, sensitive, people-oriented individuals with capabilities ranging across a broad spectrum. They have many gifts which they will use to fulfill themselves and those near them, if they are able to remain centered and master the ability of following through.

Jungian functional preference ordering for ENFP:

Dominant: Extraverted Intuition
Auxiliary: Introverted Feeling
Tertiary: Extraverted Thinking
Inferior: Introverted Sensing
 
 
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31 October 2009 @ 04:51 pm

I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH.
And I also love his voice. Excuse me while I'm busy pointing my finger and laughing at the people who kept saying he was talentless/couldn't sing/etc.
 
 
 
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29 October 2009 @ 08:08 pm
I'm like, 97% sure that I have been sucked into the Beast fandom, whether I wanted to be or not, because they're just like....dhlkjfashfka awesome. Yeah. I don't know.
 
 
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23 September 2009 @ 02:29 am
I was going to post pictures, but photobucket is being a douche and I'm tired and simply can't be bothered, so here's a link instead, because JFC this is like porn or something.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY SO HOT

GENG BABY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE WEARING, BUT NO MAN HAS ANY RIGHT TO LOOK THAT GOOD IN FUCKING PANTY HOSE. TAKE MORE CLOTHES OFF NOW, PLZKTHX.

DONGHAE. OMG DONGHAE. LET ME TAKE YOU NOW. WTF, WHY ARE YOU SO HOT.

I am amazing amazed by how elegant Zhou Mi manages to look sprawled all wanton on the floor with a nasty-ass dead fox on him.

Kyu. You are gorgeous. GORGEOUS.

Henli, in my mind you are still not old enough to be posing for shoots like this looking like you're half drunk and in need of a good sexing. It's kind of scarring for me, but in a hot way, so please, do continue.

Just omg. Wtfery and sexy and idek this photoshoot leaves me feeling all kinds of confused, but I fucking love it and want more.



On another note, you guys should be sure to go add yourselves to this thing , because I think what's going on right now is bullshit, and people should lay the hell off of him for something that was obviously in self-defense. WTF, people, did we learn nothing from the Jay thing? Korea, you are really pissing me off lately.


Lastly, QMi makes me smile like a stupid.. smiling... thing...that can't stop smiling...


...like a Zhou Mi.

QMi makes me smile like a Zhou Mi. Yeah.
 
 
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20 September 2009 @ 01:15 am
ANON LOVE MEME


Okay, so can I just take a moment to say that this:
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is epic. Like, Idk, Just the way that Kyuhyun is eyeing him and the way Gackt is looking back. I can't help but wonder if Kyuhyun was being a little snark or something, but it's adorable.

There's lots more of these pretties over here, so go check them out. There's a ton of gorgeous ShiHanchul and Teukie pictures, and some really good shots of G-Dragon, amongst other things.

Mmm, if I have the time tomorrow, I may make an epic post about my day as a zombie in Nashville.
 
 
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19 September 2009 @ 02:32 am

WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO SING, YOU SEXY CHINESE BASTARD.


I pretty much love him, okay?
 
 
 
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14 September 2009 @ 03:46 am


HANKYUNG, ILU FOREVER. SERIOUSLY.

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD.

jakdSJKGflkjdHFLAJDL


Someone needs to make me an icon of nerd-Geng. Please.


EDIT:
THIS IS THE FACE OF LOVE, KTHX
 
 
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: SJM- SUPER GIRL
 
 
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13 September 2009 @ 10:28 pm
YOU KNOW YOU'RE kristin_kandid WHEN...


I'll be waiting on Suju-M's mv for the majority of the night tonight. If anyone wants to entertain me, come chat at me on plurk
 
 
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08 September 2009 @ 06:24 am
Dear Korean netizens,

Thank you for tearing apart one of the few joys in my life over something completely idiotic that was written on myspace over five years ago. (More proof that myspace is, in fact, equal). Apparently a teenage boy being homesick and out of his element in a foreign country is just an unoforgivable act worthy of beginning a petition requesting his suicide. GTFO.
I thought Park Jaebum was a bit of an arrogant, slightly annoying little twerp, but really? he did not deserve this. And it breaks my heart to know that these boys, his 6 other members, and the rest of One Day, are going to lose this man, their teammate and leader, over some over-patriotic imbeciles getting butthurt. It breaks my heart that Jay, who worked so hard and trained for so many years (Seen Hot Blood? No? go watch it.) Is going to lose everything he's dedicated his life towards, that he had finally achieved his dreams and was on his way up in the world, just to get it all ripped away from him over something this absolutely ridiculous. It breaks my heart that he's probably being torn apart by guilt, because he's their leader and he's supposed to be the one holding them together, yet he's the first one to go.

But really, what's worse than anything? Is now the netizens are regretting things. Now they're deciding "Wait, maybe this wasn't neccessary" Now they're starting to backtrack and realize that maybe they were a "little" extreme. Now, after he's already stepped down because they kept pushing and pushing and pushing. Fuck off, you people. Seriously.

Park Jaebum, I hope this isn't really the end, but if it is I wish you well in life and hope you can find a new set of dreams to follow.
To the other boys of 2pm: Be strong and stick together. You guys can make it through this.

Sincerely,
Kristin
 
 
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05 September 2009 @ 11:40 pm

Yoochun, it always comes back to you.
Saranghaeyo~ <3
 
 
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31 August 2009 @ 05:53 pm
These are pretty much the most amazing things in life. Ever. Oh my god I love these boys so much.

SJ UFO replies

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body.


ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too.
Eunhyuk: Reply.
Ryeowook: Reply reply.
Sungmin: Reply reply reply.
Yesung: Reply reply reply reply.


ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply.
Kangin: Reply!
Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time?

ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes]
Hankyung: Meh~~~
Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught!
Yesung: Have you eaten?
Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry.

ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top!
Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M!
Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H!
Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY!
Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep!
Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed.

ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!!
Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours……
Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as 'fragrant spicy little lobster']
Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung……
Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased!
Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married!
Yesung: I do!
Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well.
Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references]
Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding.
Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice!
Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term]
Donghae: Referring to you, the one below.
Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below.
Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below.
Kibum: ……
Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide]
Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me……
Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool……
Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it?

ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games]
Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games]
Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan.
Heechul: Donghae! Good job!

ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing.
Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money.
Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here.
Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy.

ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever.
Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy.
Shindong: Nods.
Yesung: Digs nose……

ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?
Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation.
Leeteuk: ……
Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.]
Hankyung: ……


http://sapphirepearls.com/2009/08/30/ufo-replies/




Seriously, Super Junior, Never leave me <3


edit: I'm trying to find confirmation on if these are real or not, the champagne thing especially has me wondering, but either way it's still a good laugh.
 
 
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31 August 2009 @ 02:56 am
This is the w0rdskill Birthday Extravaganza post!

So I was going to write you a song called "Leah in Korea" to the tune of "Bananas in Pajamas", but then I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with "Leah" and "Korea" besides tortilla and onomatopoeia, and quite frankly I didn't want to see how that turned out. So I decided to stow away my lyrical genius for another occasion, and to instead just stick to what I'm good at. i.e. Spamming people.

Oh, and idek what this post is. It's weird. Just saying.

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Ridiculousness under the cut. No, srsly. )
 
 
Current Location: cuddling with taemin
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: brown eyed girls
 
 
 
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19 August 2009 @ 01:27 am
Alright. It's official. I am back for real now. I've got everything straightened out and my internet should be running as smooth as Heechul's milky white skin (or some other equally lame comparison)

I'm sorry to all my newer friends who added me just for me to vanish into nothingness. Also, apologies to those people who are a part of my comms, because oh man did I fail with that one. I'll be doing my best to get those back on track and doing some back-dating but it may be impossible for me to make up for all the posts I've missed.

And to my older friends.... You guys will love me anyways, so whatever ^_^

Things to look forwards to in the near future:
-A Hankyung pimp post for [info]dreamrainydays
-A complete re-vamping of my lj, because I never quite got around to it.
-Lots of ridiculous spam, because I'll be catching up on the fandom things I missed.
-Many random notes on GD's brilliance, because he is a mad genius.
-Updates on just where the hell I've been and what's up in my life. Maybe a new introductory post or something? We'll see I suppose.
-Pictures of my new haircut. Probably rocking a headband.
-ME LOVING ALL YOU GUYS BECAUSE I MISSED YOU LIKE WHOA.


-Kristin Kandid
 
 
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01 August 2009 @ 01:08 pm
Sorry, f-list, for suddenly going mia (again). I plan on buying a router sometime this week, and then i'll have to catch up on random news for like... Months. Ugh.

I've missed my biases something fierce.. (heechul! Yoochun! Teukie! Hankyung.....wait, when'd he get promoted?)

I've missed all of you wonderful people as well!

Bye for now, and feel free to spam this post with awesomeness.
 
 
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16 June 2009 @ 11:38 pm
I found this through [info]revezauxetoiles
This is an under-reported and important story. Please pass it on.

My death is irrelevant.Wht is important is that u do not forget my words.We want freedom.i will die 4that. )