Off with your head, dance until you're dead.

Number one bias still, FO-EV-AAAA

2009-10-31T21:53:51Z

I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH.
And I also love his voice. Excuse me while I'm busy pointing my finger and laughing at the people who kept saying he was talentless/couldn't sing/etc.

I'm just going to leave this here...

2009-10-31T21:27:40Z

♥

Time to fly.

2009-10-30T01:13:12Z

I'm like, 97% sure that I have been sucked into the Beast fandom, whether I wanted to be or not, because they're just like....dhlkjfashfka awesome. Yeah. I don't know.

This is not natural

2009-09-23T09:41:14Z

I was going to post pictures, but photobucket is being a douche and I'm tired and simply can't be bothered, so here's a link instead, because JFC this is like porn or something.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY SO HOT

GENG BABY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE WEARING, BUT NO MAN HAS ANY RIGHT TO LOOK THAT GOOD IN FUCKING PANTY HOSE. TAKE MORE CLOTHES OFF NOW, PLZKTHX.

DONGHAE. OMG DONGHAE. LET ME TAKE YOU NOW. WTF, WHY ARE YOU SO HOT.

I am amazing amazed by how elegant Zhou Mi manages to look sprawled all wanton on the floor with a nasty-ass dead fox on him.

Kyu. You are gorgeous. GORGEOUS.

Henli, in my mind you are still not old enough to be posing for shoots like this looking like you're half drunk and in need of a good sexing. It's kind of scarring for me, but in a hot way, so please, do continue.

Just omg. Wtfery and sexy and idek this photoshoot leaves me feeling all kinds of confused, but I fucking love it and want more.

On another note, you guys should be sure to go add yourselves to this thing , because I think what's going on right now is bullshit, and people should lay the hell off of him for something that was obviously in self-defense. WTF, people, did we learn nothing from the Jay thing? Korea, you are really pissing me off lately.

Lastly, QMi makes me smile like a stupid.. smiling... thing...that can't stop smiling...

...like a Zhou Mi.

QMi makes me smile like a Zhou Mi. Yeah.

Of memes and meetings

2009-09-20T08:25:38Z

ANON LOVE MEME

Okay, so can I just take a moment to say that this:

is epic. Like, Idk, Just the way that Kyuhyun is eyeing him and the way Gackt is looking back. I can't help but wonder if Kyuhyun was being a little snark or something, but it's adorable.

There's lots more of these pretties over here, so go check them out. There's a ton of gorgeous ShiHanchul and Teukie pictures, and some really good shots of G-Dragon, amongst other things.

Mmm, if I have the time tomorrow, I may make an epic post about my day as a zombie in Nashville.

In which Geng is my favorite

2009-09-19T09:35:49Z

WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO SING, YOU SEXY CHINESE BASTARD.

I pretty much love him, okay?

Epik high spends much of their time being Epik.

2009-09-16T12:06:09Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WIN.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I FLAIL FOREVER

2009-09-14T10:50:08Z

HANKYUNG, ILU FOREVER. SERIOUSLY.

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD.

jakdSJKGflkjdHFLAJDL

~~Someone needs to make me an icon of nerd-Geng. Please.~~

EDIT:
THIS IS THE FACE OF LOVE, KTHX

Of Meme's and Suju-M

2009-09-14T05:31:42Z

YOU KNOW YOU'RE kristin_kandid WHEN...

I'll be waiting on Suju-M's mv for the majority of the night tonight. If anyone wants to entertain me, come chat at me on plurk

Of recent events

2009-09-08T13:37:04Z

Dear Korean netizens,

Thank you for tearing apart one of the few joys in my life over something completely idiotic that was written on myspace over five years ago. (More proof that myspace is, in fact, equal). Apparently a teenage boy being homesick and out of his element in a foreign country is just an unoforgivable act worthy of beginning a petition requesting his suicide. GTFO.
I thought Park Jaebum was a bit of an arrogant, slightly annoying little twerp, but really? he did not deserve this. And it breaks my heart to know that these boys, his 6 other members, and the rest of One Day, are going to lose this man, their teammate and leader, over some over-patriotic imbeciles getting butthurt. It breaks my heart that Jay, who worked so hard and trained for so many years (Seen Hot Blood? No? go watch it.) Is going to lose everything he's dedicated his life towards, that he had finally achieved his dreams and was on his way up in the world, just to get it all ripped away from him over something this absolutely ridiculous. It breaks my heart that he's probably being torn apart by guilt, because he's their leader and he's supposed to be the one holding them together, yet he's the first one to go.

But really, what's worse than anything? Is now the netizens are regretting things. Now they're deciding "Wait, maybe this wasn't neccessary" Now they're starting to backtrack and realize that maybe they were a "little" extreme. Now, after he's already stepped down because they kept pushing and pushing and pushing. Fuck off, you people. Seriously.

Park Jaebum, I hope this isn't really the end, but if it is I wish you well in life and hope you can find a new set of dreams to follow.
To the other boys of 2pm: Be strong and stick together. You guys can make it through this.

Sincerely,
Kristin

Melody and Harmony

2009-09-06T06:42:01Z

Yoochun, it always comes back to you.
Saranghaeyo~ <3

LOL of the forever

2009-08-31T22:57:18Z

These are pretty much the most amazing things in life. Ever. Oh my god I love these boys so much.

SJ UFO replies

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body.

ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too.
Eunhyuk: Reply.
Ryeowook: Reply reply.
Sungmin: Reply reply reply.
Yesung: Reply reply reply reply.

ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply.
Kangin: Reply!
Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time?

ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes]
Hankyung: Meh~~~
Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught!
Yesung: Have you eaten?
Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry.

ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top!
Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M!
Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H!
Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY!
Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep!
Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed.

ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!!
Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours……
Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as 'fragrant spicy little lobster']
Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung……
Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased!
Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married!
Yesung: I do!
Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well.
Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references]
Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding.
Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice!
Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term]
Donghae: Referring to you, the one below.
Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below.
Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below.
Kibum: ……
Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide]
Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me……
Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool……
Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it?

ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games]
Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games]
Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan.
Heechul: Donghae! Good job!

ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing.
Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money.
Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here.
Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy.

ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever.
Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy.
Shindong: Nods.
Yesung: Digs nose……

ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?
Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation.
Leeteuk: ……
Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.]
Hankyung: ……

http://sapphirepearls.com/2009/08/30/ufo-replies/

Seriously, Super Junior, Never leave me <3

edit: I'm trying to find confirmation on if these are real or not, the champagne thing especially has me wondering, but either way it's still a good laugh.

Leah-day!

2009-08-31T08:23:11Z

This is the w0rdskill Birthday Extravaganza post!
So I was going to write you a song called "Leah in Korea" to the tune of "Bananas in Pajamas", but then I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with "Leah" and "Korea" besides tortilla and onomatopoeia, and quite frankly I didn't want to see how that turned out. So I decided to stow away my lyrical genius for another occasion, and to instead just stick to what I'm good at. i.e. Spamming people.

Oh, and idek what this post is. It's weird. Just saying.

This made me think of you. For obvious reasons.

I....I don't even know anymore. WTF is this nonsense.
Obviously I shouldn't be allowed to do birthday posts at 3 in the morning.
I'll probably have to edit this like 329078416132 times due to html fail.

Anyways,

Hope your birthday is as awesome as you are.

Of cats and cloning

2009-08-27T12:30:50Z

Her name is KiChul, and she's pretty much made of awesome win. She's a total attention whore/brat who sometimes vanishes for prolonged periods with no explanation. (Thus her name)
Anyways, the other day my closet started meowing. My initial reaction was "wtf", because KiKi was cuddling with me, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't possess the skills necessary to bend her voice like that. So I decide to go check it out, being the brave, adventurous person I am.
This is what I find:

WHAT. THE. HELL.
A kitten. For srs? Like, how does that even happen? How does your cat, who sleeps in the bed with you every night, get knocked up and give birth to a kitten in your closet without you even knowing? Not only that, this kitten is like.... walking. All wobble-legged, but walking nonetheless.
MY CAT IS A FUCKING NINJA.

But anyways, this kitten looks freakishly like her.

And there's only one. And it just "appeared". So maybe what actually happened is she stumbled into an alternate dimension in the back of the closet, narnia-style, happened upon a futuristic world where cloning is totally normal and commonplace and boring or whatever, decided "Hey, I'm gorgeous, the world needs another me" Got herself a little ninja-baby, and then came back? Home is where the food is, after all.
Idk. It's 7 in the morning and I haven't slept. And I like this version a lot better than the real one which is pretty much"I haven't had her that long, so I assume she was already preggers when I got her and it just didn't show because she was a little malnourished and is just now starting to get some weight on her."
Yeah, BORING.

Anyways, this kitten is pretty much the cutest thing in life.

Chullie is jealous. She's got a bit of an ego.

I'm pretty sure it's absolutely necessary to name the baby Taemin.

....Don't look at me like that. T_T

Of headbands and hardware.

2009-08-19T06:37:43Z

Alright. It's official. I am back for real now. I've got everything straightened out and my internet should be running as smooth as Heechul's milky white skin (or some other equally lame comparison)

I'm sorry to all my newer friends who added me just for me to vanish into nothingness. Also, apologies to those people who are a part of my comms, because oh man did I fail with that one. I'll be doing my best to get those back on track and doing some back-dating but it may be impossible for me to make up for all the posts I've missed.

And to my older friends.... You guys will love me anyways, so whatever ^_^

Things to look forwards to in the near future:
-A Hankyung pimp post for dreamrainydays
-A complete re-vamping of my lj, because I never quite got around to it.
-Lots of ridiculous spam, because I'll be catching up on the fandom things I missed.
-Many random notes on GD's brilliance, because he is a mad genius.
-Updates on just where the hell I've been and what's up in my life. Maybe a new introductory post or something? We'll see I suppose.
-Pictures of my new haircut. Probably rocking a headband.
-ME LOVING ALL YOU GUYS BECAUSE I MISSED YOU LIKE WHOA.

-Kristin Kandid

it's more mysterious like this

2009-08-01T18:19:36Z

Sorry, f-list, for suddenly going mia (again). I plan on buying a router sometime this week, and then i'll have to catch up on random news for like... Months. Ugh.

I've missed my biases something fierce.. (heechul! Yoochun! Teukie! Hankyung.....wait, when'd he get promoted?)

I've missed all of you wonderful people as well!

Bye for now, and feel free to spam this post with awesomeness.

Please read~

2009-06-17T04:38:44Z

I found this through revezauxetoiles
This is an under-reported and important story. Please pass it on.

i realize now i do not fear death... i fear my daughter will not be free when i die

- From the Twitter of an Iranian medical student

"If it bothers you so much, then why don't you stop watching?" seems to be the question of the last few days from my friends and family who know how invested I have become in the cause of the Iranian people (as I have explained in great detail here) The answer is simple: one day of caring is not enough. We must be the voice for the people of Iran who would otherwise be silenced. They are without reliable news sources, they are without mobile phone calls, text messaging, facebook, twitter, youtube, AIM, Yahoo, Google, and pretty much every other useful outlet for information you can think of. Yet they persist on the streets and on the internet in any way they can. The least we can do, whether we are across continents, oceans, or time zones, is spread their words safely.

My death is irrelevant.Wht is important is that u do not forget my words.We want freedom.i will die 4that

- From the Twitter of a protester in Tehran

Right now, brave men and women in Iran, both young and old, are sacrificing their lives for their voices to be heard. They must fear not only the police, but also the Basij -a force of men loyal to the government who plant themselves among crowds in plain clothes in order to discretely attack protesters and incite chaos.The protesters are peaceful. They mass together in crowds that are reported to grow in size every day. At night they have very few, if any, safe places to stay. Houses with satelite dishes were attacked by the Basij tonight, and during the 50 minutes of Twitter's maintenance, another university was attacked.

140 characters is a novel when you're being shot at.

- From another Iranian Twitter

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP?

The most obvious thing to do is stay informed. Keep an eye on reliable sources on Twitter, refresh blogs and news sites that are covering the stories.

If you are on twitter, retweet information from reliable twitters, but REMOVE THE USERNAME if they are in Iran. People have died because of the lack of responsibility by fellow tweeters and the media in this front. They can be tracked down by the government of Iran.

Spread the information elsewhere. Repost this article or write your own on Facebook, Myspace, Tumblr, or anywhere else you can think of. If you write your own, make sure you are concise and accurate. Link to your sources for people to learn more.

Change your location on Twitter to Tehran or Iran, and your time zone to GMT +3:30.

DO NOT auto-refresh and take down websites, even if you are asked. It slows down the internet for the rest of the people in Iran.

If you make a proxy DO NOT post it publically, otherwise it is useless. Send it in a direct message to a trusted source.

DO NOT spam the hash tag #IranElection with useless things to "confuse the government". This does not help at all.

USEFUL SITES TO FURTHER HELP

Cyber War Guide for Iran Elections

Green Revolution - How to Help

Anonymous - Why We Protest - Iran

STAY INFORMED!

Follow on Twitter: @ProtesterHelp and @StopAhmadi

(REMINDER: DO NOT REPOST PERSONAL TWITTERS OF THOSE INSIDE THE COUNTRY, EVEN IF THEY ARE RELIABLE!)

Chronology of events

Live-blogging by Andrew Sullivan

General information from a poser on Fark.com

Live-blogging on HuffingtonPost

دنیارابگوییدچطورآنهاانتخاباتمان دزدیده اند
Tell the world how they have stolen our election

- original article by one_hoopy_frood on LJ

Desktop Meme

2009-06-10T04:25:38Z

01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their LiveJournal.
02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!

1. It's Hanchul.
2. They're making a Heart.
3. It's Hanchul making a heart.
4. ...it's Hanchul
5....making a HEART

Yoochun Day

2009-06-05T01:38:44Z

He's the man who makes "no socks" sexy, the man who made "Chungrish" an official language. The source of such infamous phrases as "I really wanna touch myself", "passionable" and "My love is bigger than the gingerbread man's vitality" He's the owner of a voice intended for a bedroom, beautiful hands, and the sexiest collarbones you will ever see. He also has the ability to make anything look good on him, no matter how ridiculous. he cries like a pussy bitch, and it just makes me love him more. This boy is most of the reason I got sucked into the wonderful world that is kpop, He deserves this post.

So, In honor Of Yoochunnie's birthday I'm here to spam you all with images of him. It will be huge. It will be epic. It may break your computer from the sheer level of awesome. Don't say I didn't warn you.

http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/kristinkandid/DBSK/Yoochun/e0077675_487f321e48fd3.jpg

Oh man. I think this may have gotten a little out of hand.
I guess 2 years of fangirling someone allows you to accumulate quite a collection.
What's sad is this doesn't even include my gifs or pictures of him with other people....

Oh well, maybe I'll do a sequel.

WE CAN HAVE A WHOLE WEEK OF YOOCHUN'S BIRTHDAY

Yes Yes Yes. I feel like I should bake a cake or something. Or drink some beer.

Anyways, Happy Birthday Chunface!

TAYLOR AND HER BIRTHDAY

2009-06-03T04:14:51Z

Happy Birthday
starof_earendil

I HOPE YOU HAVE AN OSMSAUCE BIRTHDAY, BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT FOR BEING.....OSMSAUCE.

Korea: saving the world one boyband at a time.

2009-06-01T02:05:24Z

I seriously love these ad campaigns.

Super junior's

Heechul and Hongki's

Big Bang's

Shinee's

SS501's

2AM's

If you guys need me. I'll be out buying a smartcar and installing solar panels on the roof of my house...

This is a KyuChul post!

2009-05-31T06:19:38Z

For the lovely dreamrainydays, a KyuChul spam!

..as much of a spam as I could procure, anyways.

Heechul creepin' on Kyuhyun.

Kyuhyun creepin' on Heechul.

and these last few are simply for my amusement..

Also, videos!

Another one here as well.

Suju Rating

2009-05-29T08:00:08Z

So what do you think, f-list? Accurate Assessment?

Another one

2009-05-25T00:43:48Z

Because Khun is the cutest thing ever.

Because I obviously have far too much free time

2009-05-24T20:45:34Z

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